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Showing posts with label Portuguese Water Dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Portuguese Water Dogs. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Armor Officer Promotion Rate from MAJ to LTC: 100%


You will need AKO access to use the link above. It leads to the October 2008 Armor Branch Brief done by Human Resources Command. I scanned in a copy of Slide 17; I wrote the only statement I could think of to describe the insanity of promoting 100 percent of the "eligible" Majors in the Armor Branch to Lieutenant Colonel and 94 percent of the Captains to Major - Hooah! Also of particular interest is the disgusting 69 percent promotion rate from Lieutenant Colonel to Colonel.

This briefing just shows that if you stick around long enough in the Army, you will get promoted. This is one reason why quality company grade officers leave the Army; how many of Year Groups 2001, 2002, and 2003, are still in? Not many. In the Army, it doesn't matter how good you are, you just get promoted based on time-in-grade and blind loyalty to the chain of command and their chosen profession. Oh yeah, and that shitbird company commander/field grade S-3 making you execute their flawed plans that get your Joes killed? Yeah, he's going to be a battalion commander, maybe even a brigade commander. Hopefully after 69 percent of them make Colonel, they will find some heavy duty Lava Soap to wash the blood off of their hands. Hooah!

Below is a picture of Bo, the Obama's new puppy, who is about as qualified as some of the newly minted Lieutenant Colonels and Colonels are for their troop leadership positions: Share

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Contractors Defend Their Programs as Pentagon Cuts Loom

A continuation of the Bush 43 version of SDI/Star Wars should be the last priority for this Congress and the President...


How about President Obama just calls one more prime time news conference and announces, "My fellow Americans, good evening. Tonight I will outline my three-part nuclear deterrence policy. The first part is called 'massive retaliation.' If you have any questions regarding this phrase's entomology, please reference President Eisenhower's massive retaliation policy and visit our new website http://www.visittheflintstones.gov/ which outlines the policy. The second part involves an affirmation along the lines of, 'Yes, we maintain second strike capability and we will make sure that I stay king of the First Strike Mountain; no one will ever push us off.' Finally, here is a picture of my family's new dog. His name is Airp... he is pretty fat now, but I won't give him any more biscuits until he looses some weight. What country or terrorist organization would attack us now that I am starting a worldwide fashion trend leading to gross overpopulation of such cute Portuguese Water Dogs? God Bless America!"


Airp's Cousin, NorthyG

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