Cuba

Mr. Attackerman gave me an idea so I figured I would cross-post it here:

I agree that we can’t just give Guantanamo Bay back to Cuba! Perhaps we could just give Guantanamo Bay to Fulgencio Batista’s grandson, Raoul Cantero, a graduate of Harvard Law, former Florida Supreme Court judge, and partner at White & Case, as a fief? Maybe he could bring the casinos, gangsters, and tourism industry (great place to go diving!), back to Cuba? Perhaps offer Guantanamo Bay statehood? We could make Guantanamo Bay into the new Las Vegas! Only Guantanamo Bay would have water, electricity, and stable housing prices…